Here’s Michael Jackson’s rehearsal video, two days before his sudden death. He was in perfect form, and who could have guessed, he will be leaving us in two days.

Rest in peace, King of Pop.

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” made over $200 million last week. What it didn’t make, however, was one lick of sense.

Now, suspension of disbelief is usually not a problem for me. Tell me that a billionaire could put on a bat suit and swoop around fighting crime and I’ll buy it. Or that a different billionaire could build flying armor in his basement. Or that in the future people will beam onto spaceships with their pointy-eared best friend. I’ll accept all of it. I’ll even take your word for it that a mechanized alien race can come to our planet, scan some cars, and turn themselves into vehicles.

That being said, there were moments in this new “Transformers” movie that were so confusing, so contradictory, or so corny that they completely took me out of the movie. Even days after watching it, some new inconsistency or plot hole would pop into my mind.

I can hear it already: “It’s a popcorn movie. It’s based on a bunch of toys. It’s just supposed to be fun.” And yes, all of those things are true. But that doesn’t mean I can’t ask questions about what in the world was going on. Here are the ten that I most want answered. (WARNING: contains spoilers).

1. In “Transformers,” there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles — excuse me, Mission City — that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn’t Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by “a technological civilization far superior to our own”? How did they spin that?

2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can’t it do the same for Optimus?

3. Speaking of Megatron’s rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little “Doctor” robot popped out down there, but he’s about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?

4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor’s German accent — and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents — why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn’t he just get his eyes adjusted? You’d think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.

5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something’s wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn’t it fixed at the end of the last movie?

6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn’t the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?

7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?

8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?

9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!

10. Where does Sam’s bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam’s roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela’s leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro’s thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen’s hand than in Sam’s? And how do Mikaela’s pants stay so clean?

OK, so I went overboard at the end, but the questions remain. And I’m sure more will pop up next time I think about the movie. But the movie did make a ton of money, and it’s earned a solid B+ rating from our users. Maybe I should go see it again. My questions probably won’t get answered in a second viewing, but if I can just clear them from my mind I can be in Robot Heaven, too.

By Matt McDaniel.
Source: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

Girl films rape of friend

A 14-YEAR-OLD girl acted as a “movie director” when she filmed her boyfriend raping her friend using a camera phone.

The Form Two student even gave words of encouragement to her boyfriend while “directing” him, according to Harian Metro.

Police sources said the sadistic incident took place recently when the victim was asked to join the couple at a quiet area in Bukit Ampang, Kuala Lumpur.

The victim was told to keep an eye on the surroundings while the girl had sex with her boyfriend.

“After they were done, the girl told the victim to have sex with her boyfriend. The victim declined. They later adjourned to another picnic area near Sungai Tekali, Hulu Langat,” said a source.

The victim was then raped while being watched by her schoolmate who appeared to enjoy the ordeal. The girl contacted two other male friends who proceeded to take turns raping the victim.

The victim lodged a police report at the Batu 14 police station in Hulu Langat with her mother.

Taken from http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/30/nation/4010589&sec=nation

What has society come to? Has it come to a point where we cannot even trust our “friends”? Have we lost our humanity in pursuit of technology and a more comfortable life? If so, what is the point of “advancing”?

Victorian universities are facing widespread strikes, with staff at six institutions voting on industrial action. Staff are demanding a 20 per cent pay rise, a reduction in the casualisation of the workforce and better conditions for contract researchers. Ballots on action in support of the claims are under way at Melbourne, Monash, Deakin, La Trobe, RMIT and Swinburne. Depending on the outcome of negotiations, NTEU members plan to strike on May 21.

Quoted from http://www.theage.com.au/national/strike-threat-as-uni-staff-fight-for-pay-rise-20090506-avc9.html?page=-1

It seems that the campus in Australia would be on strike. I have just received an email confirming it. Let’s have one over here so that our deadlines are pushed forward!

He said there was a need to train more engineers before the situation became critical, adding that the country would need about 200,000 engineers by 2020.

Currently, there are only 60,000 engineers in the country, Prof Chuah said.

“We should plan ahead and not wait until there is an acute shortage,” he said after IEM’s 50th anniversary dinner and awards night at One World Hotel here on Saturday.

He urged parents to encourage their children to consider engineering as it was a stable career and, additionally, would enable them to branch into other sectors.

“Students who pursue engineering are taught to think analytically and critically.

“This kind of training provides them with skills to go into other careers such as banking, teaching and management,” he said.

At the dinner, former Works Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Zin Mohamed was made an IEM Hono- rary Fellow.

The IEM 50th Anniversary commemorative stamp and first-day cover were also unveiled at the dinner and will go on sale today at post offices nationwide.

Taken from http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/4/20/nation/3729357&sec=nation.

Police speaking with the INTI staff

Students recording the moments

Police and firemen

Staff and students waiting across the road

Yeah, no class!!

Firemen preparing to storm INTI!

Police bomb squad??

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