What do Astronomers say?

Laughs — By on November 29, 2008 at 12:00 AM

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by astrologist predictions as claimed by a chain mail I’ve received recently.


D’oh! goes the astronomer

Irna. Aries – The Loud
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser and EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.

Jian Wei, Yao Siang and Nicholas. Aquaris – Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships.
Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will
Knock your lights out.

Christopher. Pisces – The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Sarven and Kok Kuan. Scorpio – The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

Wei Ling and Ying Wei. Virgo – The One That Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

I’m not advocating any truth on horoscopes. Just find that some of the characters suggested by the horoscope hilarious! Have your say below. You can choose a total of 9 options! Please do not vote yes AND no for the same person, unless you are an ass.

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