Coffeestops!

You will notice that I’ve been blogging rather frequently lately. Well, that’s because life after INTEC is way more relaxing in terms of pressure but not in workload. I’ve taken up an internship; one that I’ll blog about sooner or later. Such relaxation has given me the time to ponder about life; reflect upon the past; rummaging  into the future; and most importantly, living the moment. 

Living the moment doesn’t mean absorbing every single detail of one’s life. But rather consciously appreciating the fleeting grains of time as the slip through your hands, knowing that you have savoured it all. No regrets; no U-turns.

And for those of you who knows me, I’m a food connoisseur! I just like stuffing food down my throat and excreting them from the asshole. Food digestion fascinates me! Don’t get me wrong! I’m not an expert when it comes to the martial arts of culinary. But I do know good food when I taste one.

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Once upon a time, in a land name Malaysia, there was an asshole who was savaging around the country for food. His physical attributes are one of a kind. A fat bouncing tummy; vertically challenged; and hot. (Ok! You can die now!) But for those avid cinema viewers out there, for those who have watched Kung-Fu Panda, you should know who became the Dragon Warrior in the end right?? =p

Something which Eu Win cannot accept.

But then anyway, beside the place I work, there’s this amazing shop that is famed for its chapatti! Served hot and fresh, it’s the best so far that I have came across!

I present to you: RESTORAN SANTA!!

Where have you been all this while???

Each chapatti is made fresh and hot in front of you and it costs RM 1.20 each. Something like “tepanyaki” style minus the gung-ho moves performed by the chef and of course, at a WAY MORE reasonable price. 

Workers making chapatti. And chit-chatting at the same time. =)

After all the blood, toil and sweat by the foreign labors in producing magnificent chapattis….I am finally ready to make their efforts worthwhile!! 

Under Article 3(1) of the Supreme Law of Jian Wei, it states:

All edible food must be neutral in taste and extravagence; and must not create a wanting sensation in Jian Wei’s belly. If in any event the food contradicts the clause above, it is susceptible to the following punishment:

1) It will serve a mandatory figure transformation from edible food to stool, if:

    (a) The price is reasonable. There measurement of the term “reasonable” is upon the discretion of Jian               Wei.

    (b) It is edible. The definition of edible goes as follows: Must be prepared by a capable chef, and must                not bring harm in any ways whether physically, mentally or emotionally to Jian Wei. 

2) If clause (1) is met, Jian Wei is free to devourer the food. 

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The chapatti has broken many rules. The price is reasonable. It’s prepared by a capable chef. And it’s damn safe. And it creates LUST in Jian Wei!!

Mandatory transformation!! 

Say your grace you gastronomical chapatti!

These potatoes were sentenced with the same punishment.

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10 minutes later, Mission Executed. 

Wait for a few hours for the transformation to complete its cycle. 

I am a happy man!!

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So what are you waiting for you idiots!! Come get your chapatti!!

Restoran Santa Sweet House,

No 15, Jalan Sarakei (off Jalan Pahang),

53000 KL. 

Landmarks: Behind Hospital Tawakal, near Istana Budaya, near the Titiwangsa Monorail Station

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