Coffeestops!

I’m sure in the entire spread of one’s life, one is bound to encounter several life changing moments.

Nah…not certainly the ones that make us exclaim: “I FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT!” but rather moments where we stumble upon an infinite source of wtf moments or unbearable chuckles thanks to the “insanity” of our fellow comrades.

Knowing Zhi Wei has lead me to such “life changing” moments. So “life changing” cause in the course of my acquaintance, I have only met few of his kind: DAMN BLOODY LAME. In a good way of course. =)

This is how lame he can get:

Zhi Wei the mummy!!

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This mummy friend of mine has a knack for unusual things. Like arson and guns. They usually surface in the midst of irritation and frustration.

(during WSDC qualifying rounds)

JW: Hey man! Where did you prepare olympic motion today?

ZW: In the internet cafe. Bloody hell! Some kids there are damn f***ing noisy that I feel like setting them on fire!

JW: Wow…..chill man.

ZW: That’s why I sometimes feel we need guns.

JW: *swt*

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Knowing Zhi Wei means getting extra dosages of laughter. Even at the most unexpected moments. Which was really helpful at times!

JW: *blabbering on American politics*

ZW: *mimicking the Arabs + with gestures* Those American infidels! They ravage our land to take our oil and rape our women! INFIDELS!!

JW and debate members: *burst out into laughter*

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Despite his “I like to talk nonsense. Period” demeanor, this guy is endowed with unusual talent in art and crap. Conjuring the most funniest, cutest creatures out of plain mundane stuffs. These art work below are testaments of his great abilities. It is beyond a shadow of doubt that this man posses great art skills that can make Da Vinci squirm.

But on a more worrying note: such artwork also gives us great insight to his mind: CRAP.

Good crap.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Zhi Wei’s army, his babies, the rise of the Penguins!

(On a very serious note: Please bear in mind that these artworks are products of Lee Zhi Wei’s lame and crappy mind. To take this artwork without according him due credit is despicable, pathetic and a high sign of bad taste. =) Ok…this doesn’t sound serious at all. Bottomline is: give him due credit if you wanna cite his artwork!)

IT IS A LONELY WORLD OUT THERE!!

It’s a lonely world out there….

So lonely that you wanna set yourself on fire you wanna kill yourself.

PENGUINS: THE TRAGIC IN ROMANCE

Penguins are just like the rest of us……they fall in love. And they fall hard too!

Rejection…..

After rejection….

Even contemplating suicide….tsk tsk…typical penguins

But like most romance stories…they have a happy ending!

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Da Vince has Mona Lisa. Dan Brown has his Da Vince Code. JK Rowling has her Harry Potter series. Well, every artist has their own signature art work. It’s the art work of all art work. Zhi Wei’s masterpiece holds no less in gravity of importance, if not more, compared to the works of the masters.

I can envision it…. 10 000 years later in the halls of Louvre. Standing tall next to its peers. A masterpiece that turned the world around….a masterpiece that has shattered the foundation of intelligent design….a masterpiece that bears proof that Charles Darwin is in fact, the greatest scientist of all.

I give you, Zhi Wei’s Evolution of Penguin:

Veritas vos liberabit (The truth shall set you free)

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If you still ain’t convinced of the lamest that this guy posses, do drop by his blog.

Trust me. You won’t be disappointed.

=)

Looking forward to working with you fellow comrade! Bank Negara just hit gold by asking you to come onboard.

“Coffeestops in support of aspiring lame artist.”

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