Coffeestops!

I used to love reading forwarded e-mails.

Take note that its in past tense.

Amazingly, those FW: word manage to annoy the hell out of everybody but not me.

I enjoyed them. I look forward to them. Gosh you can even say that the sight of them on my email inbox makes my world go around….for 5 minutes.

You can gain happiness out of many ways what.

I especially love those that come attached with images.

Come on, you cant deny thats its cute.



Tons and tons of it that mocks on everything.

I really could not understand why people will immediately transfer all those to spam.

But now I do.

The annoyance. Not the transfer-to-spam. I still don’t have the heart to do so.

Felt like I am betraying my old habit of something.

I am a drama queen. Don’t judge me.

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I think the main reason I grew the dislike towards these forwarded e mails is all due to my well-known impatience.

From opening and closing an email one after another irritates me.

To scrolling down to read the mail agitates me.

And the worse part is, every single time when I check my mail, I will feel obligated to read them!!

Its a guilt thing. Don’t (+_+)” at me!

So I chose the easy way out - by simply not checking my mail at all.

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Many months ahead,

I got bored.

Which is perfectly nothing new.

However I was bored enough to the extend of cracking my head to figure out whats my dumb dumb e mail address to view all those silly mails and to bore myself even more.

Damn, my self declared holiday under the pretense of studying sure damn are unproductive.

Ehem. Back on track,

I came across one email that caught me by surprise.

Utter delight.

Me laughing like an hyena.

And no, I rather you not imagine that.

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I hereby came to my conclusions that there may be 4 reasons for this interesting name:

• His parents are just naive. (Suparman is a rather common name in Javanese but for Batman…creativity strikes?)
• His parents hate him.
• His parents thinks its just plain cute.
• His parents want to live up the Superhero legacy.

I prefer the last one anytime.

A note from me to you.

Dear Batman,

Look on the bright side!

Be thankful to your parents as choosing a name for your future children wont be much of a headache after all!

For a boy, SPIDARMAN BIN BATMAN.

For a girl, KATWUMAN BINTI BATMAN.

Easy brezzy eh?

Man, I am loving forwarded emails already.

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